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Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 6:01 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>    please drop it or i will have to do a poo on your chest. I had tacos!

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 2:31 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Hey Nick -
>
>Just #$!? off, I hate you, and I will never work with you again. Go %&#@
your mother, and I will follow.

Apple user since age 5

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 6:32 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Aww Nevermind... your software sucks.  I think we could make more money
if we displayed a picture of dog crap on our website.  You take your kiddy
script on to a different service, but we dont want your crap here on the
ZOT.
>
>Brian

I decided that I'm not pleased with $8 per.  I want everything, so how
about I get the total sale price.  You get nothing.  Great.
        -Brian

Sweet.

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 2:31 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>F**k you B***h

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 3:05 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Hey there, douchebag.  I just want to say that the quality in your apps
have gone from a kick in the balls to shit forced down my throat.  I could vomit
better interfaces and I'd rather watch American Dad than put up with
getting raped by your shitty programming.  Screw you, asshole!
>
>Oh, and I slept with your girlfriend.

Wow. Alrighty then. Mine is polite looking at all of your emails .
-Chris

lmao I can just imagine.  Post yours!

It was something to the extent of "If you associate with MacZOT!, you will get paid nothing and we will hack your machine and steal your intellectual property, unless you switch to MacUpdate's Promo"
-Chris

OOH, here is the exact email exchange:

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 5:39 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>   
>Hello,
>You MUST stop all involvement with MacZOT! Now! They will not give you
any money for selling your app. If you do not stop all involvement with
MacZOT, and go to MacUpdate, they will kill your computer, and take all of
your intellectual property. Please stop all involvement now!.

lol you might as well added a "please" at the end.  Haha I'm surprised you passed that heist :-P

Wow, I guess I was really polite then:

I felt like such an asshat after I wrote that.

I can't be rude now, can I (Even if it is a computer making replies)? I just can't do it!

-Chris

heh! :-) I didn't think to grab a copy of the message before I closed the window, but the gist of my message was this...

"After further review we've decided that you app is not up to MacZOT standards. Why don't you find someplace else to peddle this crap."

Obligatory DropBox Referral Link

haha good stuff.  Mine looks really vulgar now

btw you can go back to that page here

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 12:49 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Nick, we don't want your crappy spyware apps on macZOT! anymore. Never
try to sell useless virus crap on here again or we WILL find and KILL your
family.
Just so you know, your dog is dead and I forced your gardener's shit down your brothers throat untill he choked to death. I am currently holding your remaining family members hostage and, unless you drop your crappy app, I will crusify your mother and burn your father alive while he has a stake rammed up his ass and out of his mouth.

Cheers, Brian

Hilarious.  "Unbelievable" is an understatement.

Yep. Brian is one sadistic little asshole.

mine's more along the lines of what you did...

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 5:39 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>   
>I love you.

5 (665) 367-5472

I'm blue daba de daba di.

On 12/8, 2006 at 6:51 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Nick,
>
>Rumor has it that you will be totally screwed if you go through with this
deal!!!  They are doing you all wrong here buddy....you can make a much
better deal.  I promise you!  It is hard for me to even describe the filth
coming from these people about you and your deal with MacZot.  Get out now
while you still can.
>
>Between you and me, a much better deal can be made.
>
>Trust me,
>Brian

???? Proud Member of the BLUE Team™ ????

heres mines, hopefully its not offending anyone. i wrote it without though:

Hey actually, nevermind. your application is very crappy and I would
rather go jump off a bridge before sell your crappy recall app on
her...pfft i was blind when i looked at it. ITS A POS

nice

Hmmm, maybe I took the "nasty" a little too far:

YOU FILTHY PIECE OF #&%!(#& ^!@* WHO THE &@%% DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

YOU TERMINATE THIS ALLIANCE IMMEDIATELY OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
THAT WILL END YOUR CAREER! PERMANENTLY!!!

ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, SOMETHING TERMINATES NOW! I SUGGEST YOU MAKE THE
RIGHT DECISION OR I WILL MAKE IT FOR YOU!

Parenthood is like being pecked to death by a duck

I'm with Anthony on this one. 'Tis brilliant.

Mine:

Y'know, I always do what's best for our users, and frankly, I'm not sure
how your application would benefit them. In fact, the sales forecast is so
pathetic that it's likely not even worth my time. Let's just call the whole
thing off.

On 12/8, 2006 at 11:16 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>   
>If ya noze what's good for ya, you'se best stop messin' around wid macZOT!

Some of you guys are so nasty with your responses. Sheesh.

Buying 6 MH bundles for the needy

Home made avatars: RDF machine | Bug Zapper | Fortune Teller

Niiiiiiiice.  You have a future in corporate America.

Hmm... well I haven't seen anyone else who said what I did yet. I really feel like mine was probably the ultimate insult too... My message to Nick went a little like this:

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

- Z

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Nick,

Look just forget the whole thing ya tosser.

I don't have to put up with this. We have plenty of stuff to include.
We don't need your two-bit app anyway.

It's an embarassment.

Are we there yet????

I made some "internet = series of tubes" jokes.

I think that you can just type anything in the email and he'll respond cancelling his app. Here's what I said:

He responded angrily and I completed the heist.

That's Great!
-Chris

Mine was pretty basic:

On 12/8, 2006 at 7:20 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>Nick,
>
>Actually, on second thought, let's just scratch all of your involvement
completely with maczot. Your program's just not worth it, and since we
just got the Adobe Creative Suite for 20 bucks, you're nothing more than a
drop in the bucket.
>
>See ya -
>
>Brian

ahhhhhwoooooooooo

Here's mine:

"Nick,

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberris!"

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/9, 2006 at 4:35 AM apps@maczot.com wrote:
Nick,

Unfortunately, due to overhead costs and other issues (like, we thought
your app was pretty cool - but upon further reflection, it kind of really
sucks). Thus, we'll only be able to offer $2 as compensation for each
sale.

Thanks,

Brian

Reject image over substance...

ok, uhn

rudeness level: 10

Hmmm, I just told him "Screw you" and that was it

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/9, 2006 at 7:38 AM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>What the fuck. Work on it sooner dip shit. And don't tell me what's good,
I am not retarded. Go fuck yourself.   
>
>>Brian,
>>
>>Sounds good, working on that now.
>>
>>- Nick

Lol, can someone who hasn't done it yet send him "Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick"

Please?

Who is Hubert?

I can't remember how it went exactly, but it was all like 'MacZOT is closing down, go to MacUpdate Promo instead.' I didn't wanna be an ass about it XD

Mine's below.  Not sure if "spineless twirp" is more likely to inspire laughter than rage, but at least it's more original than some of the four-letter versions I saw before.
I thought pinning the blame on him was a nice touch, but I see some of you have been much more creative!

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

On 12/9, 2006 at 11:11 AM apps@maczot.com wrote:

    Nick,

Nothing's come through on this end.  What are you f***ing holding out
for??  I'm going to have to cut on this one, you little spineless twirp.
There's just no way I'm forking out 8 bucks to a lazy no-good who can't
follow through on a bonehead-easy thing like that.

Forget you.

Brian

Haha, you people and your thought out posts. I just put "You suck."

Get your free MacHeist desktop pic here!
Ninja over to PixelSage.com and see my work!

Nick,
Hello
Brian

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday,
26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday

Hard work may not kill you but why take chances

Here's mine.

You know what, Nick? You're ugly. You're fat. You're a loser. We don't need your stinking program. It probably is as ugly and fat as you are. And anything that ugly and fat would scar an average blind person for life. And if the person wasn't blind, then the person would really be in big trouble. Seriously. Get a life. Geez. You suck. We rock your socks off. But that's obvious, since Brian is – I mean I am – the most beautiful, skinny, and most popular person in the world. Obviously. But you, you're just a hunk of poo. Geez. We don't need your stinkin' app. Why don't you go to MacUpdate? I mean, they're about as smelly as you are. You'll get acquainted.

Here's what I wrote to Nick:

    Actually Nick, after reviewing your app further I don't think we want to promote it. ... Um, frankly dude, the program sucks the big one. For us to promote such a limited app, we'll have to switch the percentages around; - say, $8 a pop for us, and $4 for each sale to you.

Completed Mission #1, #1.5, #2, #2.5, #3, followed a white rabbit to a prize, sent a nasty email from Maczot, and (sniff) helped uncover a traitor in our midst!

Mine was
"Drop complete involvement with macZOT. We hate you and want you to leave.
You are a crap programmer."

"Nick,

We've decided to rethink our position on distributing your software. Not only is it not worth gathering $8 per copy to line your pockets, but we couldn't afford the hit to our reputation as a distributor of quality Mac apps even if we GAVE this crap away.

We've sold a few losers in our time, but this steaming heap of 1's and 0's, which must have spurted forth from your nethers after you ate too many Cheerios one morning, is beneath us.

Have a nice day.

Brian"

followed, of course, by

"Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick"

▛▞▞▟ Proud Member of the BLUE Team™ ▙▚▚▜

ROTFL!!!  This one gets my vote for funniest!

Completed Mission #1, #1.5, #2, #2.5, #3, followed a white rabbit to a prize, sent a nasty email from Maczot, and (sniff) helped uncover a traitor in our midst!

Meh, the most recent one was a bit too long winded...

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