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JonD25

Urchin

3 posts

You are a no talent ass clown. I hate your software with my entire being.
You douche bag. I had sex with your wife.

Brian

Over the line?

December 10, 2006 6:40 am
Kar-ma

Kar-ma

Automaton Tech

135 posts

I sent him some spam id been sent earlier


'Pleasure Your Partner with a b1gger, stronger c0cK' and so on

December 10, 2006 7:01 am
chewy5000

chewy5000

Sky Pirate

from Terra Australis
1,174 posts

I hate you, you f***ing retard!

Cheers

mmm... Extra chewy

December 10, 2006 10:24 am
The Byte Factory

The Byte Factory

Tinkerer

11 posts

Blast your barnicle-covered hide, Nick, and next time you want to cheat macZOT, tell me so I can forward your messages to /dev/null.

December 10, 2006 5:01 pm
commanderx

commanderx

Urchin

from Germany
3 posts

Wel...dont know what i send to him exactly...but there were tons of 'you suck' and 'stupid code'  in it.
Well...got a 'postive' reply ...got the code..so what... smile

December 10, 2006 8:31 pm

corta

Urchin

from Seattle
9 posts

>Nick,
>I don't know what kind of scam you are trying to pull on us.  Are you
trying to sully our good name with your piece of crap software?  This
software is so full of bugs, total recall should be totally recalled.
Maybe you haven't noticed, but the software we offer is usually USEFUL, or
at least fun.  After spending 5 minutes with total recall, I just feel like
shooting myself in the face. 
>
>We tried to do you a favor, and this is the best you can do?  Please.
We're pulling it out of our queue.  We'd rather have nothing up for a day
than this. 
>
>In closing, your mother's a ho. 
>
>Fuck you,
>Brian. 
>
>

December 10, 2006 9:18 pm

plaxtilino

Urchin

6 posts

-You should be developing applications for Windows, sucker. Ask Bill Gates for money, dumbass.

December 10, 2006 11:07 pm

casconed

Urchin

1 posts

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable. hmm

- Nick

On 12/9, 2006 at 8:59 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:

>Actually, Nick, we at MacZot have decided that you should probably take a
long walk off a short pier. Your crummy software has been good for a laugh
but, honestly, you should probably head to Redmond if you want to peddle a
bundle of junk like that.
>
>Yours (ha!)
>
>Brian

December 10, 2006 11:46 pm

dontfearthetuba

Urchin

1 posts

daz087 wrote:

Hmm... well I haven't seen anyone else who said what I did yet. I really feel like mine was probably the ultimate insult too... My message to Nick went a little like this:

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of elderberries!

I sent the same thing.  Plus I farted in his general direction.

December 11, 2006 12:36 am
chewy5000

chewy5000

Sky Pirate

from Terra Australis
1,174 posts

FlamingWords wrote:

Yep. Brian is one sadistic little asshole.

dont you mean satanic?

mmm... Extra chewy

December 11, 2006 1:06 am
herky140

herky140

Big Game Hunter

from the future
717 posts

>Hi Nick

Borange. borange.

December 11, 2006 2:49 am

boheme

Tinkerer

13 posts

I feel kinda bad, I never curse in person, but people said "make it rude" so I went further than I realized:

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable. hmm

- Nick

On 12/8, 2006 at 1:33 PM apps@maczot.com wrote:
>You dick,
>
>I can't believe you.  WHo the hell do you think you are?  I bet you
wouldn't know the first thing about maczot, macupdate, macheist, bitch
whore.  You should have been more careful, Nick.  Nick the dick.
>
>What now?  Huh?  Fuck you.
>
>Dick. Nick

December 11, 2006 3:06 am
getthebiggem

getthebiggem

Automaton Tech

from Duluth, MN
251 posts

Maby this was kinda disturbed...

" Your app sucks, big time. I hope you and your family are killed.

P.S. I know were you live, so stop trying w/ this app!"

...

It's sad how theAmazon is slowly falling apart.
I thought Phill died...
Avatar comps. of Leo Mancini (leomancini.net).

December 11, 2006 4:33 am

Lagamightymorph

Urchin

7 posts

deer nick,
oh Snap!  i can;t give u so much i can only giv u $1 each cuz i need the $$ rly bad cyuz i thru my wii mote thru my tv zomg!!1111 it was kinda a accidnt cuz i was so pissed cuz my mom won bowling 3 times................  wtf nintndo!?!!?

k cya!
<3
br1an!!!!


edit- btw: he was rly mad, so i tried to write back 2 tell him i was sry, but it wouldn't sent sad

December 11, 2006 4:46 am

bszanto

Urchin

1 posts

It went something like this:

"Nick,

I changed my mind, we don't really want to sell your *crapplication* anyway.

We strive to offer quality products only, unlike yours.

If you insist, we could sell it for $2 and keep the whole amount.

I hope you find it agreeable.

Kind regards,
Brian"

December 11, 2006 6:38 am
theimacguy

theimacguy

Urchin

from New York, NY
1 posts

O.o Wow, compared to you guys, mine was pretty tame. OK, maybe not really, but you be the judge:

>Hey Nick,
>
>I am sorry to inform you that your application "Total Recall" will not be
used as a macZOT! discounted application. The reason for this is that we
here at macZOT! do not feel that your application has enough quality,
workmanship or features that you would find in many of our previously
discounted applications. We also feel that our target audience would not
be interested in your application or ever want to use it, let alone buy it
at a discounted price from a prestigious discount software retailer. As a
matter of fact, I would rather smash my Mac Pro with a sledgehammer, pour
gasoline on it, and light it on fire than use your application on my
system. Thank you for your interest in macZOT! and have a wonderful day!
>
>Brian

Go Green Monkeys!!! Yeaaaaa!!!
myJon - Twitter

December 11, 2006 8:41 am
Handyman

Handyman

Tinkerer

from WA
48 posts

WOW! Mine was really tame after that!

I had a copy of it somewhere, but I don't remember where I put it.
It went something like this:

Hey,

After discussing with my sales team, we have decided that we aren't able to pay you $8 per sale. In fact, you will have to pay us a total of $4,384,232 before we can release your application.
Let me know if you still want to go through with this.

Thanks

StarTrekGuide phpBB3 MOD Development Community.

December 11, 2006 4:52 pm
Handyman

Handyman

Tinkerer

from WA
48 posts

I talked with Highway of Life afterwards and he sent me his message

Nick,
>
>I spoke with our board of directors, and we've decided to increase the
amount you would receive off of each sale, we've increased it from $8 to
$12 per sale, that should be pretty good news for you.
>
>Other than that, we are all set to go!!
>Let me know if you need anything from me.
>
>- Brian

StarTrekGuide phpBB3 MOD Development Community.

December 11, 2006 4:53 pm
nerdbunnie

nerdbunnie

Automaton Tech

from NWPA
102 posts

I went for something a bit more polite, and told him that it "needed more polish" and that I didn't want him to "debut his app to lackluster sales/interest"...he should "just keep working on it, but we're going to pass at this time"....or something like that..

December 11, 2006 5:17 pm
Cypy

Cypy

Big Game Hunter

704 posts

Just kidding. You don't get to sell it with me! All my little joke smile

Oh yeah, how about you and your app both burn in hell, that sounds good.

Find someone else to sell your crap you son of a knuckle-head.

PS. Don't reply to me, I've had enough of your lame-o whimpering. Get a life retard.

December 11, 2006 8:47 pm
alhooter

alhooter

Tinkerer

44 posts

I thought you had to be really rude about it.

It was something like:

You're a real douchebag you know that?  Thanks for nothing Mr. Queef!

December 13, 2006 11:11 pm
chewy5000

chewy5000

Sky Pirate

from Terra Australis
1,174 posts

herky140 wrote:

>Hi Nick

Ha! did you seriously get the code from that?!

mmm... Extra chewy

December 17, 2006 10:41 am
britain

britain

Urchin

7 posts

I feel pretty stupid for carefully crafting mine.  I wish I'd saved it.  It went about half-a-page and explained that Erik from Freshly Squeezed Software wanted to premiere his new product "Complete Remembrance" for just $9.99 on MacZOT, but he would only agree to the 12/12 date, so we had to take it. 

I apologized to Nick and told him he should've gotten in on the bundle.  I hope one of the Directorate types read some of them and found mine, I would like to imagine I actually made someone crack a smile.

December 18, 2006 12:10 am
dantini

dantini

Automaton Tech

from Riverside, CA USA
380 posts

Brian,

Thanks a lot for jerking me around like that. Screeew you, and forget
about my app on zot. Unbelievable.

- Nick

>Hey Pal,
>
>Here's what we decided to do:  We're going to feature your app
>for one solid month on MacZOT!  It is probably the single most
>impressive app for the Mac, including independent and commercial
>products both!  We will give you the FULL AMOUNT we collect from
>each buyer, PLUS add $5 each for the privelege of being
>associated with your brilliant product!  At the end of the month,
>we will shut down MacZOT! forever, as there is no way we could
>follow up with anything worthwhile.
>
>Yours in awestruck reverence,
>
>Brian
>
>/sarcasm

Turning GREEN waiting for the bundle!

WTF? LOL! OMG! ROFL!

December 18, 2006 2:20 am
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