Here's what I wrote to Nick:
Actually Nick, after reviewing your app further I don't think we want to promote it. ... Um, frankly dude, the program sucks the big one. For us to promote such a limited app, we'll have to switch the percentages around; - say, $8 a pop for us, and $4 for each sale to you.
Completed Mission #1, #1.5, #2, #2.5, #3, followed a white rabbit to a prize, sent a nasty email from Maczot, and (sniff) helped uncover a traitor in our midst!