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markbett

markbett

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http://content.screencast.com/users/MarkBett/folders/Jing/media/dc76b47a-ed70-4986-8668-62070ba078d7/00000009.png

oh and for the sake of clearifying things:

Briefly, a meteoroid is piece of cosmic debris in the solar system. It becomes a meteor when it enters Earth's atmosphere and begins to glow brightly. It becomes a meteorite if it survives and hits the ground.

Asteroids are a relatively small, inactive body, composed of rock, carbon or metal, which is orbiting the Sun.

Comets are relatively small, sometimes active object, which is composed of dirt and ices. Comets are characterised by dust and gas tails when in proximity to the Sun. Far from the Sun it is difficult to distinguish an asteroid from a comet.

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November 3, 2009 12:36 pm
artist-illustrator.net

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That's no rock. It's a space station! tongue

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November 3, 2009 12:53 pm
koki

koki

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Huh, I never noticed that before. On the first day I don't think it was even visible.

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November 3, 2009 1:49 pm
Shadedjon

Shadedjon

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it has been slowly been growing. Each time Phill joins MHChat it gets slightly bigger... Conspiracy? I think no.

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November 3, 2009 2:03 pm
artist-illustrator.net

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Dirigible Captain

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koki wrote:

Huh, I never noticed that before. On the first day I don't think it was even visible.

Its growing!

http://img.skitch.com/20091103-1jgc3149rm3c3hthgagyxcdbpp.jpg

I'm feeling old

November 3, 2009 2:04 pm
markbett

markbett

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artist-illustrator.net wrote:
koki wrote:

Huh, I never noticed that before. On the first day I don't think it was even visible.

Its growing!

http://img.skitch.com/20091103-1jgc3149 … xcdbpp.jpg

we all know i love Phill but his tweet was flawed... if it's a meteor then it would be in the atmosphere already and would have likely become a meteorite at this point

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November 3, 2009 3:06 pm

rail16

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from Scotland
131 posts

Where are our lasers to shoot the darn thing down?

Or why haven't we sent Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up to take care of it?

November 3, 2009 3:39 pm
Lioness

Lioness

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from Universe (Sweden)
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rail16 wrote:

Where are our lasers to shoot the darn thing down?

Or why haven't we sent Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up to take care of it?

SG-1 would do that way much better tongue

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November 3, 2009 3:50 pm

rail16

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Lioness wrote:

SG-1 would do that way much better tongue

No doubt, but there would be far too few explosions

November 3, 2009 4:04 pm
koki

koki

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444 posts

markbett wrote:

we all know i love Phill but his tweet was flawed... if it's a meteor then it would be in the atmosphere already and would have likely become a meteorite at this point

I thought a meteor could be any object that has the potential to enter Earth's atmosphere. I don't think the object could be considered an asteroid because it's not orbiting the sun, and it's definitely not a comet.

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November 3, 2009 4:06 pm
andys53

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Lioness wrote:
rail16 wrote:

Where are our lasers to shoot the darn thing down?

Or why haven't we sent Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up to take care of it?

SG-1 would do that way much better tongue

What, without a stargate on this rock?  smile

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November 3, 2009 4:08 pm
markbett

markbett

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rail16 wrote:

Where are our lasers to shoot the darn thing down?

Or why haven't we sent Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up to take care of it?

last time i saw them, johnred was attaching them to the sharks in the pool around his compound

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November 3, 2009 4:10 pm
markbett

markbett

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from Tokyo
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koki wrote:
markbett wrote:

we all know i love Phill but his tweet was flawed... if it's a meteor then it would be in the atmosphere already and would have likely become a meteorite at this point

I thought a meteor could be any object that has the potential to enter Earth's atmosphere. I don't think the object could be considered an asteroid because it's not orbiting the sun, and it's definitely not a comet.

i dont make the names, perhaps we should file a complaint with NASA

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November 3, 2009 4:12 pm
iamroot

iamroot

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November 3, 2009 4:14 pm
koki

koki

Automaton Tech

444 posts

markbett wrote:

i dont make the names, perhaps we should file a complaint with NASA

Whilst looking stuff up, I learned something new. A meteor is simply the "streak of light" entailing a meteoroid, which can be a little or a boulder shaped rock. The object is too big to be a meteoroid though.

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November 3, 2009 4:18 pm
Miah

Miah

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koki wrote:
markbett wrote:

we all know i love Phill but his tweet was flawed... if it's a meteor then it would be in the atmosphere already and would have likely become a meteorite at this point

I thought a meteor could be any object that has the potential to enter Earth's atmosphere. I don't think the object could be considered an asteroid because it's not orbiting the sun, and it's definitely not a comet.

I could be wrong, but I think what we have here is a "meteoroid".

Meteoroid: Stable elliptic orbit
Meteor: The observed event when a mass starts to burn up in the atmosphere; synonymous with "shooting star"
Meteorite: Whatever's left after the shooting star event that makes it to the earth's crust

Strictly speaking, an asteroid can become a meteoroid. In my understanding, the only thing that makes an asteroid an asteroid is its presence in the asteroid belt. Compositionally, they are the same.

However, if I were to look at this as if it was real, I would classify what's in that image as a dwarf planet. It's certainly large enough. Also spinning at a ridiculously fast speed. Maybe it'll ricochet off the atmosphere like a skipping stone on water?

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November 3, 2009 4:19 pm
koki

koki

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I agree with that. Hopefully we'll have a chance to fire a laser or a rocket into it before it makes impact though!

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November 3, 2009 4:28 pm
fuzzbinn

fuzzbinn

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Ummm... Less focus on naming and more focus on giant rock flying towards us...?

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November 3, 2009 4:29 pm
Miah

Miah

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fuzzbinn wrote:

Ummm... Less focus on naming and more focus on giant rock flying towards us...?

Sorry. Whenever you get a bunch of scientists in a room together discussing inevitable doom, we tend to decide that falling out over semantics is more pressing.

"Giant rock? No, sir. Meteoroid, and the fact that you're imprecise/wrong is more important than finding a way to not die!"

Yeah… that's the real reason humanity is ultimately doomed. :3

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November 3, 2009 4:34 pm
markbett

markbett

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Miah wrote:
koki wrote:
markbett wrote:

we all know i love Phill but his tweet was flawed... if it's a meteor then it would be in the atmosphere already and would have likely become a meteorite at this point

I thought a meteor could be any object that has the potential to enter Earth's atmosphere. I don't think the object could be considered an asteroid because it's not orbiting the sun, and it's definitely not a comet.

I could be wrong, but I think what we have here is a "meteoroid".

Meteoroid: Stable elliptic orbit
Meteor: The observed event when a mass starts to burn up in the atmosphere; synonymous with "shooting star"
Meteorite: Whatever's left after the shooting star event that makes it to the earth's crust

Strictly speaking, an asteroid can become a meteoroid. In my understanding, the only thing that makes an asteroid an asteroid is its presence in the asteroid belt. Compositionally, they are the same.

However, if I were to look at this as if it was real, I would classify what's in that image as a dwarf planet. It's certainly large enough. Also spinning at a ridiculously fast speed. Maybe it'll ricochet off the atmosphere like a skipping stone on water?

exactly... well it could be an asteroid but we dont know what its made of...  it could also be a a comet

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November 3, 2009 4:47 pm

rail16

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from Scotland
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Miah wrote:

Sorry. Whenever you get a bunch of scientists in a room together discussing inevitable doom, we tend to decide that falling out over semantics is more pressing.

"Giant rock? No, sir. Meteoroid, and the fact that you're imprecise/wrong is more important than finding a way to not die!"

Yeah… that's the real reason humanity is ultimately doomed. :3

And committees.

A true Governing body would form a committee to discuss and decide what kind of heavenly body is coming at us as well as another committee to decide what the name of the object will be, aside from it's scientific nomenclature, so that media outlets can latch onto it for public consumption.

November 3, 2009 5:06 pm
Divalent

Divalent

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from Florida
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We probably shouldn't call it a meteor or a meteoroid because that may confuse the drooling masses into thinking that consuming hamburgers or up-and-coming cellphones would hasten our impending doom from this spinning object.

Once the media latches onto the news of the object, some government committee will decide that meteoroid is too close to "meat" and "droid." Since this terminology would obviously cause undue harm to both the hamburger and cellular phone industries, the masses should avoid such panic and begin referring to it simply by it's much more scientific name the "MH3.1 object."

November 3, 2009 5:52 pm
Lioness

Lioness

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andys53 wrote:
Lioness wrote:
rail16 wrote:

Where are our lasers to shoot the darn thing down?

Or why haven't we sent Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck up to take care of it?

SG-1 would do that way much better tongue

What, without a stargate on this rock?  smile

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November 3, 2009 6:07 pm
iamroot

iamroot

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We need a ship to open a hyperspace window for the rock to pass through the planet or something. Hey that would be an awesome episode story! big_smile

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November 3, 2009 7:13 pm
semicolons

semicolons

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from UK
729 posts

For what it's worth:
http://emberapp.com/sabrelight/images/definitions/sizes/m.png

My theory: it's an animation being projected onto the lens of our telescope by an alien ship to confuse us.

November 3, 2009 8:33 pm
The_Boss

The_Boss

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Don't care for its name, way more interested in what's gonna happen when it inevitably hits.

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November 3, 2009 10:23 pm
jdhoss

jdhoss

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We need to stop everything and do a full review of the movie Armageddon.

Everything we need to know about destroying the meteor before raining doom upon us all will be found within this classic instructional video.

Either that or we just ask Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, or John Red to stand in it's path and let it bounce harmlessly off his chest.

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November 3, 2009 10:46 pm
beiju

beiju

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To weigh in on the nomenclature: I think asteroids orbit the Sun, unless they’re busy attacking small, triangular spaceships, and this object is a meteoroid. Although, if it’s coming towards us, it may soon be a meteor.

As for what it means, I’m guessing a disruptive and destructive bundle. There are certain advantages to hanging out in chat well past when you should be in bed.

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November 4, 2009 1:19 am
cooper_mac

cooper_mac

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uhhhhh, has anyone seen my towel?

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November 4, 2009 1:23 am
tech

tech

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I don't know what you guys are talking about.  It's obviously a Macheist Borg ship.

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November 4, 2009 1:29 am
markbett

markbett

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cooper_mac wrote:

uhhhhh, has anyone seen my towel?

i saw 42 of them in the corner over there

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November 4, 2009 1:31 am
markbett

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beiju wrote:

To weigh in on the nomenclature: I think asteroids orbit the Sun, unless they’re busy attacking small, triangular spaceships, and this object is a meteoroid. Although, if it’s coming towards us, it may soon be a meteor.

As for what it means, I’m guessing a disruptive and destructive bundle. There are certain advantages to hanging out in chat well past when you should be in bed.

we dont know its orbit so we cant really say what its doing....  we do know its not a planet because it hasnt cleared it orbit of debris (the same reason why pluto got demoted)

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November 4, 2009 1:33 am
zunipus

zunipus

Gearhead

from Syracuse, NY
82 posts

Countdown to impact:
1 Day, 22 Hours, 12 Minutes...

Uh, hey folks.
Either that's the Yonanda arc ship off course again,
or like we're totally done for!

8-0

Where's an obelisk with an asteroid deflection beam when you need one?!

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November 4, 2009 1:48 am
chinajon6

chinajon6

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It's an asteroid. Meteoroids are between 100 µm and 10 m across. The NEO definition includes larger objects, up to 50 m in diameter. That thing has craters it is too big to be a meteoriod.  After it enters the atmosphere it is a Bolide or since it is so big, a  Superbolide (a very large impactor). If it doesn't burn up and lands on the surface it is a Meteorite.

If it is a spaceship, we need to break in and get the loot before it burns up.

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November 4, 2009 2:26 am
gcb9625

gcb9625

Urchin

from Maine
4 posts

ill take care of it

ahhhh

November 4, 2009 3:21 am
Newf709

Newf709

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from Nova Scotia, Canada
10 posts

Guys, guys...... you got it all wrong.  It is the Death Star 3, that's what it is and we need an intergalactic space modulator to destroy it.  It is obstructing our view of Venus.

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November 4, 2009 4:05 am
Lioness

Lioness

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I think that asteroid will have a Stargate inside...will be easy to get the loot tongue

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November 4, 2009 4:50 am
superstein61

superstein61

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9 posts

Meteoroid
Asteroid
Hemorrhoid

Whatever it is, its funny it is going to hit on 11/6/09 - the same day Droid is out

Get your heist on

November 4, 2009 5:19 am
twodogsguy

twodogsguy

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122 posts

No worries here, Green Monkeys will take care of the situation. Taking the final ride!

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November 4, 2009 5:40 am
daba

daba

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twodogsguy wrote:

No worries here, Green Monkeys will take care of the situation. Taking the final ride!

lol, love your avitar.

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November 4, 2009 6:06 am
bobnojio

bobnojio

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must build gigantic orbiting Ion Cannon to blast it out of the sky. (or space)

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November 4, 2009 6:19 am
MobileMii

MobileMii

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I think it's just a piece of meat from last week on the lens of our telescope.
No worry.

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November 4, 2009 6:21 am
bobnojio

bobnojio

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MobileMii wrote:

I think it's just a piece of meat from last week on the lens of our telescope.
No worry.

mmmmm... meat.  it WAS a messy meal...

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November 4, 2009 6:22 am
MobileMii

MobileMii

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bobnojio wrote:
MobileMii wrote:

I think it's just a piece of meat from last week on the lens of our telescope.
No worry.

mmmmm... meat.  it WAS a messy meal...

Or was it from last year? Or from that year before that… I've never used that telescope!

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November 4, 2009 6:26 am
rbr

rbr

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from The Happy, CA
257 posts

Is it me, or is it getting bigger?

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November 4, 2009 6:30 am
zunipus

zunipus

Gearhead

from Syracuse, NY
82 posts

rbr sez: "Is it me, or is it getting bigger?"

Ah, that's it! It's not getting closer. It's getting BIGGER!

What we have here is an anti-black hole! Now if we could just divert it into the center of our galaxy, it would strike the Milky Way black hole and the two of them would eliminate each other!

Then there'd be this big space hole in the center of our galaxy with nothing in it. We could fill it full of CO2 and solve the Earth's climate and ocean disasters! See, I solved this year's heist already. I'll take my prizes now please!

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November 4, 2009 7:19 am
Wupper

Wupper

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118 posts

I am sorry to inform you all that you are in fact all wrong....

It's the home of the clangers and they are coming....

www.clangers.co.uk Go on you know you want to

Soup dragon Yea!

Might be showing my age here I think

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November 4, 2009 8:29 am
Icecold_angel

Icecold_angel

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from Sweden
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fuzzbinn wrote:

Ummm... Less focus on naming and more focus on giant rock flying towards us...?

Humans will die because of strict perfectionism before the giant fake shooting star even gets close to the moon.

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November 4, 2009 10:00 am
FiXato

FiXato

Urchin

from Bodø, Norway
8 posts

Did anyone notice that small spot in the bottom right corner, just below the meteoroid, that is constantly getting darker and lighter?

November 4, 2009 11:32 am
jpbarbo

jpbarbo

Tinkerer

from Sorel-Tracy, Qc, Canada
47 posts

superstein61 wrote:

Meteoroid
Asteroid
Hemorrhoid

Whatever it is, its funny it is going to hit on 11/6/09 - the same day Droid is out

Humm, real! 5 hours exactly between Droid is out then Macheist got impact...
http://phones.verizonwireless.com/motorola/droid/

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November 4, 2009 11:50 am
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