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Yeah, I'll own up to posting some lorem ipsums before... but I really just wanted to see what happened. Now we know, phill & the gang want us to be reasonably lucid in our interactions.

So, is there really anything else to discuss?

What happens after we plug all the way?

i doubt that has anything to do. the point is to type and interact.

It probably moves to another medium until the total is at 100%.

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"outrageous fortune". Funny how the meaning of words can slightly and deceptively change over time.  In a modern world "outrageous fortune" does not sound bad at all.

All the worlds a stage

mmm... Extra chewy

there was also this www.tenthousandmonkeys.com  but doubt it has anything to do with any of this, as it seems to be an older blog.

From IRC:
(21:18:40) (@phillryu) look
(21:18:45) (@phillryu) you can even post jokes
(21:18:48) (@phillryu) as long as the jokes are damn funny

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I saw this site on an early version of the heist wiki

http://www.iheist.com/

what do you guys think of it

...so... a priest, a vicar, and a rabbi walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

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yeah, it'll probably move onto irc or aim...

As long as we are allowed to post jokes...

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

Does the monkey reference have anything to do with the Hubert?

The AIM chat room was a bunch of crap as of a few minutes ago. I couldn't say anything without a bunch of jokes about fairies. Hopefully that will change if we go there next.

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Hmm... Maybe the 10,000 monkeys thing is actually a super obscure reference to 10,00 days (album by Tool)

Purple team for president!

It is SO past bedtime on the east coast....  anyone besides me have to get up in the morning? 

Keep up the good heisting....

ZZZzzzzzzzz....

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -- Benjamin Franklin

Or maybe it's a reference to 12 Monkeys the movie. That was darn creepy.

Heh.. I don't have to work until around 2:30/3:00, but I'm going to jam with a friend earlier than that. I haven't slept before 4AM for a few days, so I'll be here to add things. This thing is too gripping to stop anyway.

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a brunette is standing in the middle of a street saying 41,41,41 over and over
a blonde comes up to her and says 'can I join in'
So they're both saying 41,41,41
a car comes along the brunette jumps out of the way but the blonde gets hit
the brunette comes back and starts saying 42,42,42

mmm... Extra chewy

What a great movie! Science fictions movies are so rarely done so well and so entertaining.

We're up to 38%.. let's keep pushing.

Hey everyone, what's purple, white, and smells bad?

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can someone point me to the 10,00 monkey reference in this heist?

veiw page source

mmm... Extra chewy

Hi everyone!
I am new and completely lost, but strangely, I am having fun....kinda

Moldy eggplant?

The Princess Bride: A great movie, an even better book. 

Anybody want a peanut?

Thank you.  Blueberry muffin out.

I'm not so new, but I wanna add my post to the fray in case that's what helps the percentage go up. 

lol!

Well we are certainly inching along here......ummm

10,000 Maniacs.

(drumrolls...)

That's deifintely the tagline.  20 years too late.

g'night.

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Oh in that case....

So i was talking to a Smuggler at a refueling moon 32 parsecs north of Dantooine, right near the meteor belt of Kalia'Darim. He had the Corelian blood stripes on his pants. I asked him if  the Corelian blood run was as difficult, he looked at me and said, "Hell yeah. Ill tell you about it later, for now we need to get to warmth. Its nightfall in a bit and at night this moon falls to -21 degrees. Its not fun !" So we were in in our land speeders heading towards the base when we ran out of fuel!!! It was getting cold so he spotted a taunTaun about a kilometer away. We were going to cut it open and huddle together inside the animal while waiting for rescue. He snipered it with his blaster and he was about to cut it open when I realized something and said, "Thats no Tauntaun, thats my wife!!!!"
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Hahaha that was a good joke

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Han shot first.

Robert Wilensky once jocularly remarked, "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." In a similar vein, Mad Magazine stated, "If an infinite number of monkeys typed 24-hours a day on an infinite number of computers, the result would be not unlike an AOL Chatroom."

well you never know...keep it up haha...i'm just so excited haha

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When I view page Source I get

<!--Al Gore: 'I'm spreading manbearpig awareness.'-->

Nothing about monkeys?

LMAO thats the first thing to make me laugh all day

thanks!

ooh. i got a bad joke.

how many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

...one to fill the bathtub with clocks and the other to find a pie for the giraffe.

still a better mod than taru.

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HA

log out first

read this
http://mhwiki.channelblue.net/wiki/Skunk_Works

mmm... Extra chewy

Love the manbearpig

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A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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dang guys up to 45%

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I remember seeing the original source picture for that - it was in a National Geographic article on primates (or was it a Time|Life book on computers?) back in the early 90's. Apple and some well-known photographer (whose name escapes me) decided to have some fun and made that image using design prototypes made during the development of the 20th Anniversary Macintosh. I think the idea was "If 10,000 monkeys on 10,000 typewriters could replicate Shakespeare, what could 10,000 monkeys on 10,000 Macs create?"

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did i miss smthing? what's the manbearpig?

Joke from the popsicle I just ate:

What has spots and rides on a fire truck?

A fireman with the measles.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILLARIOUS!

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Al Gore visits South Park Elementary, and talks about the terrible ManBearPig, who roams the Earth. ManBearPig is "half man, half bear, half pig; I'm super serial." After the boys' basketball game is interrupted by another visit from Gore, who is disguised (poorly) as the ManBearPig, Randy says the former American Vice President is just desperate for attention, because he has no friends. Al Gore then phones Stan in the morning when it is still dark, and begins pestering him. Gore then breaks down on the phone, and Stan reluctantly agrees to go to a meeting, where Al Gore tells Stan and his friends that Manbearpig is hiding in the Cave of the Winds. At first the children are reluctant to go with him; but when he explains that he will excuse the children from school, they agree to go, though they are extremely nervous about going to see the infamous Manbearpig.

In the cave, Al Gore forces the kids to follow him off the path and begins shooting wildly with a shotgun while exclaiming," I've got you now, you son of a bitch!!", causing a cave-in that leaves the kids trapped in the caverns, but allowing Gore to exit the cave safely. While there, the boys search for a way out, and Cartman discovers a small cavern filled with what appears to be gold, pearls, and other treasures, but is later revealed to be fake "treasure", worth about "14 dollars". He keeps the others from locating it, and starts swallowing the presumed treasure piece by piece to secretly smuggle it out of the cave.

Meanwhile, a rescue team has been assembled to find the boys, despite Al Gore's pleas that the caves should be filled with molten lead in order to kill Manbearpig regardless of the children. He then diverts the flow of a nearby stream in order to cause a flood that fills the cavern in an attempt to kill the monster.

The boys meanwhile believe that Cartman — bloated with fake gold and jewels — is ill, and try to find a way out, carrying him. The cave soon floods, and Kyle risks his life to get Cartman to safety. The boys manage to escape just as a memorial service is being held for them. They scream at Al Gore for using Manbearpig to get attention, and when Cartman poops out all the fake gold they scream at him too. It is Cartman's turn to be upset when it is revealed to him that the treasure is fake. At the end of the episode, Al Gore dons a superhero cape and exclaims his intention to make a film starring himself, yelling "Excelsior!!" as he runs away.

in the source code "al gore.......manbearpig".....near as i can see it's a south park reference

It's in the comments of the page if you view the source.  Manbearpig was a fictional creature that needed to be destroyed by Al Gore on a South Park episode

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there is a guy at my school who writes 'i love bears' on all the tables. My old maths teacher wanted to write 'i can't bare love' next to all of them

mmm... Extra chewy

Hey, seems like that percentage updates every five minutes on odd times though.  First update I saw was at 12:32 then 12:37 then 12:42

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