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patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

I've seen a skunk once in my life. It did nothing.

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:20 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

So I was reading earlier in the forum that they deleted off topic posts (Lispsums or something). How on topic do they expect us to be?

July 6, 2007 5:21 am
richbern

richbern

Tinkerer

from Verona, WI
10 posts

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzxa/dogs/dogskunkneighbor.jpg

The Princess Bride: A great movie, an even better book. 

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July 6, 2007 5:21 am
revmoose

revmoose

Tinkerer

from Dacula, GA
23 posts

chewy5000 wrote:

62 %

Almost there, I might have to call it a night.

http://www.naturesnaturalhealing.com/recipes/diabetic/blueberrymuffin.jpg

July 6, 2007 5:21 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

dizzydog11235 wrote:

So I was reading earlier in the forum that they deleted off topic posts (Lispsums or something). How on topic do they expect us to be?

I guess just not putting in single words or dumb stuff like the AIM room was doing ("OMG LOL THE MAC FAIRY!").

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:22 am
jess2284

jess2284

Tinkerer

from Wisconsin
14 posts

Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew!

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind changed direction?
It’s all coming back to me now!

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!

How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents!

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!

What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.

July 6, 2007 5:22 am

DJFriar

Tinkerer

from Little Elm, TX
22 posts

Well, I guess I better start contributing so we can get to 300. howdy y'all, welcome back. smile

July 6, 2007 5:22 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

Hahah being in rural-ish PA we have a ton of skunks. There was one that we chased off our porch just about a week ago. Unfortunately it sprayed.

July 6, 2007 5:22 am
Warbrain

Warbrain

Moderator

from Chicago
6,969 posts

So very tempted to report this as spam...

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July 6, 2007 5:22 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

Murdernickle, are the numbers still matching up?

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:24 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

dizzydog11235 wrote:

Hahah being in rural-ish PA we have a ton of skunks. There was one that we chased off our porch just about a week ago. Unfortunately it sprayed.

Ruralish PA here too, haha ya we get a bunch

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July 6, 2007 5:24 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

Warbrain wrote:

So very tempted to report this as spam...

Your own post?

July 6, 2007 5:25 am
revmoose

revmoose

Tinkerer

from Dacula, GA
23 posts

Warbrain wrote:

So very tempted to report this as spam...

tongue

July 6, 2007 5:25 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

patrickloggins wrote:

Murdernickle, are the numbers still matching up?

Yes, with the new 70% update, we are still right on, so tis' definitely 300 that we need to make it to.  Held true through 3 updates now so let's do it!

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July 6, 2007 5:26 am
revmoose

revmoose

Tinkerer

from Dacula, GA
23 posts

70%

July 6, 2007 5:26 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

http://mfrost.typepad.com/photos/uncate … g_0506.jpg

Since people were posting skunk pictures I thought I'd search for some. There are quite a few in the cute overload archives.

July 6, 2007 5:26 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

300?  That's madness!

July 6, 2007 5:26 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

Good.

So: Leopard - Does anyone think that the updates aren't as big as Tiger's, or are they bigger?

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:27 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

The updates are going to be a pain in the ass, from a developer's point of view.  Lots of new stuff to worry about, code-wise.

July 6, 2007 5:28 am
deanshamrock

deanshamrock

Urchin

4 posts

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/Monkey/low/columbus-monkey2.jpg

July 6, 2007 5:28 am
conlan27

conlan27

Tinkerer

20 posts

I'm not sure if anyone's mentioned it yet, but skunks smell bad. I love contributing to a good cause.

July 6, 2007 5:28 am
richbern

richbern

Tinkerer

from Verona, WI
10 posts

Murdernickle wrote:
patrickloggins wrote:

Murdernickle, are the numbers still matching up?

Yes, with the new 70% update, we are still right on, so tis' definitely 300 that we need to make it to.  Held true through 3 updates now so let's do it!

Seems to be going slowly - In the IRC people are talking about posting random numbers to the inside_ajax url and saying it raises percentages - anyone have any thoughts?

The Princess Bride: A great movie, an even better book. 

Anybody want a peanut?

July 6, 2007 5:29 am
chewy5000

chewy5000

Sky Pirate

from Terra Australis
1,174 posts

revmoose wrote:
chewy5000 wrote:

62 %

Almost there, I might have to call it a night.

http://www.naturesnaturalhealing.com/re … muffin.jpg

funny you should say that because i just saw the episode of family guy with the exploding muffins last night

that and blades of glory are enough head decapitations for a week don't you think

mmm... Extra chewy

July 6, 2007 5:30 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

nptacek wrote:

300?  That's madness!

We're at around 220. Only 80 more posts to go (assuming 300 is right, which I think it is). And since I've signed on we seem to be going at a pretty quick pace. Might even make it in the next hour if we're productive monkeys.

July 6, 2007 5:30 am
conlan27

conlan27

Tinkerer

20 posts

Why does it say "Fora" (i.e., plural) if it's confined to this single forum?

July 6, 2007 5:30 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

nptacek wrote:

300?  That's madness!

Madness?

THIS IS MACHEIST!

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:31 am
chewy5000

chewy5000

Sky Pirate

from Terra Australis
1,174 posts

conlan27 wrote:

Why does it say "Fora" (i.e., plural) if it's confined to this single forum?

maybe its multi threaded

mmm... Extra chewy

July 6, 2007 5:32 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

Well for me, Time Machine is going to be huge....also Spaces is GINORMOUS for me since I really didn't care for Virtue Desktop.  The coverflow in the finder will be neat but less useful.

For me the biggest thing will be stacks.  there are so many times i want to have 30 files that are all in the same project right at my fingertips in the dock without having to dig for them so I will definitly be one of those journeying to the closest Apple store which is either King of Prussia or Pittsburgh and picking up a copy

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July 6, 2007 5:33 am
Photo678

Photo678

Automaton Tech

from quaint little town in PA
332 posts

Murdernickle wrote:
dizzydog11235 wrote:

Hahah being in rural-ish PA we have a ton of skunks. There was one that we chased off our porch just about a week ago. Unfortunately it sprayed.

Ruralish PA here too, haha ya we get a bunch

ruralish pa too.....nepa baby

July 6, 2007 5:33 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

So, my MacBook Pro didn't seem to handle the skunkworks page running under Safari too well...I had it open in the background, and the laptop actually got *burning* hot.  Safari was only taking up like 20% of the CPU, too...closed the page and it cooled down, but I burned a finger!

July 6, 2007 5:33 am
Apcs11

Apcs11

Dirigible Captain

from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
2,577 posts

nptacek wrote:

300?  That's madness!

MADDNESS!!!!??!!!!!


THIS


IS



SPARRRRRRTAAAAA!!!!!!


Yeah it is.


I cant wait for the key to be revealed!!! Guys keep doing your work and posting relevantly here. Im going to bed.

Peace up A-town....

Han shot first.

July 6, 2007 5:33 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

conlan27 wrote:

Why does it say "Fora" (i.e., plural) if it's confined to this single forum?

Ah interesting observation. I thought about it, and wondered if that referred to the forum. Thanks for filling me in about the plural business. I don't know if any of the other topics are active. Perhaps posting there helps out as well. But so far as I can tell posting here works so mine as well go with what we know works.

July 6, 2007 5:33 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

It just seems that those things are miniscule for a major system update. Tiger had Spotlight - that's ginormous. Dashboard - major section of the operating system. Sure, Time Machine could be considered on that par, but how many people are going to buy external hard drives?

I just hope Core services get a lot of use in the 3rd party and the new iLife.

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:35 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

Murdernickle,
Ah, yes, the new Finder features will be great.  A lot of the changes to API and system calls will force a number of changes in some codebases I manage that I'm not looking forward to, though.

July 6, 2007 5:36 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

Wow...we're doing pretty well....if we keep up at this rate, it'll take up til about 2:30 A< EST to get to 300

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July 6, 2007 5:36 am
phillryu

phillryu

Administrator

1,569 posts

dizzydog11235 wrote:
conlan27 wrote:

Why does it say "Fora" (i.e., plural) if it's confined to this single forum?

Ah interesting observation. I thought about it, and wondered if that referred to the forum. Thanks for filling me in about the plural business. I don't know if any of the other topics are active. Perhaps posting there helps out as well. But so far as I can tell posting here works so mine as well go with what we know works.

It's like how "IRC" links to a single MacHeist chat.

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July 6, 2007 5:37 am
Skeletor77

Skeletor77

Tinkerer

from MSP
38 posts

I'm dying here.   I left skunkworks and now can't get back in! AArgh

GO GREEN

July 6, 2007 5:37 am
richbern

richbern

Tinkerer

from Verona, WI
10 posts

I'd like to see 300 hit faster than that - I'm already tired and I've got plans to get some DimSum for lunch tomorrow - it'll be tasty, but I hope I'm not too tired to enjoy it!

The Princess Bride: A great movie, an even better book. 

Anybody want a peanut?

July 6, 2007 5:38 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

Skeletor77 wrote:

I'm dying here.   I left skunkworks and now can't get back in! AArgh

Really?  That's werd, i accidently closed the window a few times and it let me right back in

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July 6, 2007 5:38 am
revmoose

revmoose

Tinkerer

from Dacula, GA
23 posts

Murdernickle wrote:

Wow...we're doing pretty well....if we keep up at this rate, it'll take up til about 2:30 A< EST to get to 300

2:30!!!  My wife is going to kill me already.  I don't think I can make it.  Post on fellow MacHeisters (?).  I will see you in the morning.

- The Muffin Man (Blueberry, not chocolate)

July 6, 2007 5:38 am
Skeletor77

Skeletor77

Tinkerer

from MSP
38 posts

And i can't find the AIM chatroom names again!

GO GREEN

July 6, 2007 5:38 am
echelon22

echelon22

Tinkerer

from Carmel, Indiana
38 posts

I was having issues for a bit too, but things are back

333...I'm only half evil.

July 6, 2007 5:38 am
Captain Canuck

Captain Canuck

Tinkerer

44 posts

Ever wonder what would happen if you crossed a skunk with an ape?

Well, apparently you'd get the Florida Skunk Ape, Florida's version of the Sasquatch.

Florida Skunk Ape

Hubert better be careful.

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July 6, 2007 5:38 am

nptacek

Tinkerer

29 posts

Patrickloggins,
We still have 3 to 4 months before Leopard is released, so there's a good bet that Apple hasn't announced all of the major features for the upgrade.  If Apple decides to ship with ZFS as the main file system, it would have a huge impact across the board for perfomance, stability, etc.  Not something that your average user would appreciate up front, but the 3rd party applications that could utilize a file system change could be quite appealing.

July 6, 2007 5:39 am

dizzydog11235

Automaton Tech

from Pennsylvania
133 posts

On the Leopard side convo: I thought about waiting to get a new Mac till Leopard (college send off gift), but most of the features would be not life changing to me. Spaces seems nice though. I am think about just getting a new comp now and maybe upgrading later. Any reason why I should wait (ie new hardware changes)?

July 6, 2007 5:39 am
Skeletor77

Skeletor77

Tinkerer

from MSP
38 posts

So I killd my cookies and tried again  and the auth req screen just keeps staring me in the face with my face staring me in the face.  darn camera sprite.  should a webpage be able to do that?

GO GREEN

July 6, 2007 5:40 am
Skeletor77

Skeletor77

Tinkerer

from MSP
38 posts

So I'll help get to 300 anyway and hope things miraculously start functioning again

GO GREEN

July 6, 2007 5:41 am
patrickloggins

patrickloggins

Gearhead

from Marietta, GA
73 posts

nptacek wrote:

Patrickloggins,
We still have 3 to 4 months before Leopard is released, so there's a good bet that Apple hasn't announced all of the major features for the upgrade.  If Apple decides to ship with ZFS as the main file system, it would have a huge impact across the board for perfomance, stability, etc.  Not something that your average user would appreciate up front, but the 3rd party applications that could utilize a file system change could be quite appealing.

I guess you're right, but we're supposed to be seeing a "feature complete" beta here.
I don't think they'll reveal a major feature between now and then.
Have they pulled something like that before?

All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

July 6, 2007 5:42 am
Skeletor77

Skeletor77

Tinkerer

from MSP
38 posts

Mmm interesting woot today, too bad I need MagSafe

GO GREEN

July 6, 2007 5:42 am
Murdernickle

Murdernickle

Automaton Tech

297 posts

Yay, up to 83%, we're progressing!  Let's go guys and gals!, like 50 more!

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July 6, 2007 5:43 am
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