Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?
Just a phew!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?
A smell that keeps coming back!
What did the forgetful skunk say when the wind changed direction?
It’s all coming back to me now!
What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?
A big stinker!
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry!
Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?
Because he had a stinking cold!
How are skunks able to avoid danger?
By using their instinks and common scents!
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven!
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.