Okay, I'm pretty sure this is correct, but please, please, verify it and get the second page before you go out on my directions.
Walk 2 blocks west and take a left. Walk down half a block and look for the yellow
sign on your left. Make note of the letter that its name ends with.* Continue
South and turn right at the next intersection. Walk forward two blocks and look
up. What is the first letter of the name of that large purple sea creature? *Head
West one more block. Turn North and go just past the first intersection, than look
(the next lines are upside down, meaning the word "north" is directly under that last "look" but upside down, I'm reversing it to correct, I hope)
to the end of the 800 block and look to your left. Chances are they are okay with their president. Note the 4th letter in the second word of the name. * Continue
North. Take a left at the third intersection. Take a right at the cleaners on the the
(back to right side up)
there is a place that has more flowing out of it than sound. Note the second to the
last letter in its name. * Keep heading West until you hit 11th, then turn left. Keep going South until things start to seem a bit fishy, then turn left. Walk one block
and look for the purple awning on the right. Note the second to last letter in
its name. * Continue East and take a left at the third intersection. Make your way
(upside down block again)
to the left. Would you forget the river or chuck your wagon and cross? Note the
first letter of the second word. * Keep heading North and take a left when you apss the gas station. Head West until you hit the 900block. At the end of a block
corner, turn so you are heading North. Keep going North until you see a stop sign.
Look at the last store on the block on your right. What is the last letter in its name?
* Head North and turn East at the 5th intersection. Go forward 2 blocks. Don't
panic, w're almost there. Continue going forward, watching the right side of the
road. Write down the last letter of the store where bees can thrive.
(edited, thanks to help from IRC: mfwit)