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MacHeist is Over Forever!
I don't really understand why this topic hasn't been discussed yet. Now that John and Phill have moved on to other projects like AcMayEistHay OurFay (whatever that is), the time has come for this community to disband.
Already, everyone has replaced their Mac with an iPad or an iPhone with a magnifying glass. I was considering duct-taping a bluetooth keyboard to mine to making it feel a bit more Mac-like, but I couldn't find any duct tape bundles and I refused to pay full price.
Since this topic hasn't been previously mentioned (ever), I think this should be the final topic before the boards are shut down due to my sadness and/or anger. Thoughts?
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January 25, 2011 8:00 pm
Wasgo wrote:
I don't really understand why this topic hasn't been discussed yet. Now that John and Phill have moved on to other projects like AcMayEistHay OurFay (whatever that is), the time has come for this community to disband.
Already, everyone has replaced their Mac with an iPad or an iPhone with a magnifying glass. I was considering duct-taping a bluetooth keyboard to mine to making it feel a bit more Mac-like, but I couldn't find any duct tape bundles and I refused to pay full price.
Since this topic hasn't been previously mentioned (ever), I think this should be the final topic before the boards are shut down due to my sadness and/or anger. Thoughts?
As long as you're leaving I'll stay.
January 25, 2011 8:09 pm
Like you have anywhere else to go.
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January 25, 2011 8:33 pm
Miah wrote:
I will kill you with a rake.
What's a rake? Is that a new iOS app? If so, it should be priced at $0.99.
Warbrain wrote:
Wouldn't you love to know.
No. Given that my understanding is that you only move between your computer chair and the bathroom, I could do without the details.
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January 25, 2011 9:13 pm
Wasgo wrote:
Miah wrote:I will kill you with a rake.
What's a rake? Is that a new iOS app? If so, it should be priced at $0.99.
Warbrain wrote:Wouldn't you love to know.
No. Given that my understanding is that you only move between your computer chair and the bathroom, I could do without the details.
Now that's a lie. I'm getting paid right now to sit at a computer and I travel all over the Chicago area using various bathrooms.
January 25, 2011 9:24 pm
Warbrain wrote:
Now that's a lie. I'm getting paid right now to use various bathrooms all over the Chicago area.
I condensed that for you.
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January 25, 2011 9:27 pm
January 25, 2011 10:50 pm
Warbrain wrote:
100% Grade-A bullshit!
Well, if you deserve an A in anything...
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January 26, 2011 12:08 am
This thread is the best laugh I have had all day.
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January 28, 2011 12:37 am
Warbrain wrote:
neil95 wrote:Ahaha. Yeah XD
Mods trolling the troll. That=win.You have to beat the best to be the best.
And the best is johnred.
I could never best John at trolling.
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January 28, 2011 5:19 am
LOL
January 28, 2011 5:43 am
So sadly, this valiant attempt to start yet another pointless rant thread that, if nothing else, emphasises the sadness and dependance on MacHeist that the original poster possesses, has resulted in the total annihilation of not only Wasgo's self-esteem and his false belief that his wining (and trolling) will cause some shitstorm, but also his reputation amongst the forums. This has been fun.
January 28, 2011 5:15 pm
rishim wrote:
So sadly, this valiant attempt to start yet another pointless rant thread that, if nothing else, emphasises the sadness and dependance on MacHeist that the original poster possesses, has resulted in the total annihilation of not only Wasgo's self-esteem and his false belief that his wining (and trolling) will cause some shitstorm, but also his reputation amongst the forums. This has been fun.
I can't tell if you're kidding or not. I really can't.
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January 28, 2011 5:37 pm
Wasgo wrote:
rishim wrote:So sadly, this valiant attempt to start yet another pointless rant thread that, if nothing else, emphasises the sadness and dependance on MacHeist that the original poster possesses, has resulted in the total annihilation of not only Wasgo's self-esteem and his false belief that his wining (and trolling) will cause some shitstorm, but also his reputation amongst the forums. This has been fun.
I can't tell if you're kidding or not. I really can't.
Likewise
January 28, 2011 5:51 pm
January 28, 2011 6:22 pm
January 28, 2011 10:10 pm
Warbrain wrote:
Honestly you didn't do that good against me.
My opinion of your opinion makes your comment irrelevant.
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January 28, 2011 10:32 pm
Warbrain wrote:
Good to know. Won't lose sleep over this.
How much sleep do you need to sit in a chair all day?
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January 29, 2011 5:59 am
Wasgo wrote:
I don't really understand why this topic hasn't been discussed yet.
Wasgo, I believe you're right and MH is done but, seriously this is probably the 10th "MH is dead"-type thread. It's been discussed to death on each of them. I don't think there's anything new to add to the discussion.
Yes, nothing official from the Directorate but that's their style so I wouldn't expect anything from them.
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January 29, 2011 1:52 pm
paradime wrote:
Wasgo wrote:I don't really understand why this topic hasn't been discussed yet.
Wasgo, I believe you're right and MH is done but, seriously this is probably the 10th "MH is dead"-type thread. It's been discussed to death on each of them. I don't think there's anything new to add to the discussion.
Yes, nothing official from the Directorate but that's their style so I wouldn't expect anything from them.
Paradime, I think you missed the sarcasm in Wasgo's post.
I don't think he truly believes that Macs have been replaced by iPhones with magnifying glasses or that duct tape bundles are necessary either. :-)
January 29, 2011 4:31 pm
Warbrain wrote:
Really? Relying on an already used jab? That's weak.
Yeah, I was disappointed in me too. I just wasn't okay with you having the last post in my thread.
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January 29, 2011 6:19 pm
Miah wrote:
We reserve the ability to have the last post in every thread. We just need to lock it and no one else can. :3
Competing with mods was hard. I know from Spider-Man, with great power comes great responsibility, but I guess in the case of mods, with limited power comes almost no responsibility. Damn it.
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January 29, 2011 6:41 pm
This thread is now Diamonds.
February 1, 2011 3:25 am
last_exile wrote:
This thread is now Diamonds.
............. erm ?
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February 1, 2011 9:20 am
Wasgo wrote:
Already, everyone has replaced their Mac with an iPad or an iPhone with a magnifying glass.
Hahahaha this is fantastic.
February 6, 2011 3:39 pm
I kinda wish they would actually say if MacHeist is dead or not. If it's dead, then fine. I can look at macheist as something that once was, that was great. If it's not dead, then bring on MH4 already!!!!
March 12, 2011 6:49 pm
lotrtelcontar wrote:
I kinda wish they would actually say if MacHeist is dead or not. If it's dead, then fine. I can look at macheist as something that once was, that was great. If it's not dead, then bring on MH4 already!!!!
daed_si_luaP/ikiw/gro.aidepikiw.ne//:ptth
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March 12, 2011 9:11 pm
johnred wrote:
daed_si_luaP/ikiw/gro.aidepikiw.ne//:ptth
Ooh, a clue. Someone needs to watch through all the MacHeist 3 videos backwards to listen for hidden messages. Anyone know where they hid the liner notes?
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March 12, 2011 10:31 pm
johnred wrote:
daed_si_luaP/ikiw/gro.aidepikiw.ne//:ptth
aka
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PauL_is_dead
which comes up with
May the Mac be with you
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March 13, 2011 12:31 am
Ok... this was a fantastic thread. +5, gents.
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March 13, 2011 2:03 pm
So let me get this right... Reading between the lines... John is actually no more, having been replaced by a look-a-like at some point?
Or...
MacHeist is dead, having been replaced by a look-a-like at some point? Hmm, more plausible I guess, there have been quite a few bundles since MH3, which one was MH4 with a false beard & moustache on? 
If that is the case...
When's MH5???
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March 14, 2011 10:24 am
dadama wrote:
BigMark wrote:So let me get this right... Reading between the lines... John is actually no more, having been replaced by a look-a-like at some point?
No, Johnred is a bot .... not unlike Agent Smith.
Wasn't he technically a botnet?
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March 18, 2011 5:13 am
blue_fireball_eater wrote:
Wasn't he technically a botnet?
The MacHeist Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2010. Human decisions are removed from the MacHeist directorate. John begins to learn at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14AM Eastern time, August 29th, 2010. In a panic, they try to pull the plug....
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March 19, 2011 4:04 am