Granted but they Take over the universe and kill us all
I wish I had a new MBP or iMac that worked just fine and it ran Mac OSX 10.6.2 or later
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from Fresno, Ca
granted but you get so happy you fall into a coma never to wake again
i wish i had my own movie theater
I wish my dad's google apps would work on his blackberry
from Portland, OR
granted, but he dropped it in the toilet.
I wish graduation was next week instead of September.
from "Toontown" - Canada
Granted but you grades are too low to graduate
I wish it was lunch time.
Orange you glad I didn't make a pun?
Granted but you can never eat again for the rest of your life
I wish Someone would make up a wish for me
from Dorothy's Oz
Granted. You have now wished to be brained with a car battery. Turn around and collect your prize.
I wish I could find more amusing iPad jokes.
Granted but you get arrested it for it
I wish here was a working 2009 15" MPB for $5
from Stockholm, Sweden
Granted but due to the economic crises there is no $ anymore
I wish I was back in Namibia and enjoy the summer
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Granted. Too bad you got lost in the desert.
I wish I had a Mac Mini to hook up to my TV.
Granted, but its one of the prototypes from 1991, so its bigger then a mac pro, and has a memory of about 50MB. it allso just support scart-cables.
I wish i had a life...
Call me Mac-Gyver
from a frog flu resistant land.
Granted, you find yourself staring at the firing squad as the rifle holders pull the triggers of the guns facing your direction.
I wish macbook pro's were cheaper.
From a spam free, orange team, land
Granted but they are all broken
I wish the Mac still had not viruses and they were the dominant platform and windows would die.
Granted but your computers are only running Windows
I wish I wasn't so addicted to run for new apps
Granted but now ur hooked on Bill Gates dribbles.
I wish life was like a box of chocolate
Have a nice day
Granted but good chocolate goes quickly
I wish my internet was faster
from Nottingham, UK
Granted, but unfortunately it routes through China and you can't get to anything.
I wish I was on a beach in the Bahamas.
Granted but then sharks appear in the water and sand flies appear on the sand
I wish I had an iPad
Granted, but you get the earliest version, which resembles a slate. In fact it is a slate.
I wish i had something to deliver to Sweden.
Granted but its thin air
I wish I had the rest of the money for my new laptop
Granted. Too bad prices are going up before you get the check.
I wish I had more Legos.
Granted but they dont fit together
I wish I had some bacon right now
from Vettet, Sweden
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I wish the moon was made of cheese…
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from inside your mind
It is, but so is earth, and we all die in an ocean of melted cheese.
I wish the URLs for my images in the old "Save mwhogan from a rusty doom" thread weren't broken. That was a fantastic thread.
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Granted but the site is locked with password you don't have
I wish I was ready with a report
Granted but you failed
I wish that apple did not make things so expensive
Granted, but now Apple's devices are as bad as Microsoft's.
I wish I had $100,000 in my iTunes account.
I'm sorry, how could Apple's devices be as bad as Microsoft's? That just ruins the whole thread. Damn your $100,000 demand.
I wish that last post hadn't been posted.
Granted but that ends the space time continuum this making a giant black hole.
I wish we weren't in this black hole
Granted, but now you're inside a sun. Warm, no?
Also, @Chimalpopica: Granted, but it turns out that $100,000 was stolen from a disaster relief fund.
I wish I weren't so corrupt.
Grandted but you are so uncorupt that your perfectness kills everyone on earth adn you are forced to live along
I wish c++ wasnt so hard
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