“Life… life is like a grapefruit.”
“Well, it’s sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy on the middle. It’s got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people eat half a one for breakfast.”
Edit: People usually eat rather than ate, and they don’t usually hate half a grapefruit—it’s more the fruit in general.
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